Price Family 2014 Year-End Statistical Report
With the year quickly coming to an end, we thought we’d share the following vital statistics about the state of our family in 2014.
- Medals for tumbling, trampoline, and double-mini: 15
- State championships: 1
- Maximum number of sequential handsprings performed by Dallen: 6
- New gray hairs: 3
- Inside Calvin-and-Hobbes jokes that Amber doesn’t get: 174
- Studio C sketches watched on You Tube during “reading time”: 327
- Studio C sketches Amber laughs at: 0
- Minecraft bricks laid: 700 billion
- Legos used in Jack’s closet castle masterpiece: 1,723 ± 350
- Arguments over who damaged the closet castle masterpiece: 75
- Additional gray hairs: 8
- Nate’s realistic portraits of crocodiles, penguins, mars rovers, Mel Gibson’s eyes, and a somewhat creepy composite portrait of a small face resembling a doll from a horror movie: 5
- Average number of jokes and puns per hour from Nate: 14
- Sixth-grade class projects: 19
- Times Adam asked “What I’m doing today, Mom?”: 365
- Potty “accidents”: 217
- Additional gray hairs: 13
- Consecutive days Adam spent in character as “Nobi Kenobi”: 17
- Times Josh has answered to the name “Darth Vader”: 57
- Star Wars movies watched: 5
- Questions beginning with the words “Hey Mom…”: 5,098,987,456,321
- Plates of Nachos consumed: 573
- Friendly reminders to clean room: 2,571
- Times Josh remembered to start dishwasher after loading it: 1
- Trips to Primary Children’s hospital: 1
- Additional gray hairs: 37
- Jumps off Lava Hot Springs 10 m platform: 3
- Episodes of Daniel Tiger’s neighborhood watched: 40, 3 times each
- Sundays when Josh didn’t play the organ in sacrament meeting: 2
- Manuscripts published in peer-reviewed journals: 3
- Crazy Little Projects page views in November: 1.9 million
- Text messages sent to Danetta: 743,591
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