I took Jack out on a mommy date tonight to get his school supplies for Kindergarten and to get a Blizzard at DQ. While we were chatting about his upcoming school adventures I mentioned that I hope his teacher will let me come volunteer in his class sometimes.
"Would you like that?" I asked.
His reply-"ya, but I hope you don't fart and all of the kids point at you and laugh."
You and me both Jack, you and me both.